Free Things (Rego Park)

1: I have a brand new android smart phone with 28 days of internet, unlimited talk & text left.
2: I have daily free meals if you are honestly someone who needs it.
3: I can meet you at this Starbucks on 59-17 Junction Blvd, Queens, NY 11373.
4: I'm also a professional photographer who needs to take pictures of a female who has a flat chest, big thighs with a big butt.
If you fit that description, I will pay you $200 to let me take your photos.
5: In your email response, let me know if you want the phone or the food and let me know if you fit the physical description to be photographed.
6: Make sure you leave your cell phone number because I am not emailing anyone.